
A few weeks ago I read two life changing articles by Robert Littal on his site BlackSportsOnline.com.
Darth Kobe: The Rise, Fall, and Rise Again of Kobe Bryant and Jack Bauer: The Evolution of Darth Kobe chronicle the profoundly interesting progression of Kobe Bryant, my childhood NBA hero, through three distinct stages: Kobe Skywalker, Darth Kobe, and Jack Bauer. I’ll paraphrase each Kobe as succinctly as I can:
Kobe Skywalker – The young prodigy I watched with wide eyed admiration as a youngster. Entered the NBA at 18 years old and was immediate pitched by the media, the fans, and Commissioner Stern as the model athlete and future Jordan. Contrasted against the hip hop image of cornrowed Allen Iverson, Kobe was the clean cut, uncontroversial, well spoken and well mannered poster boy that NBA Inc. and Corporate America had been looking for. Like Anakin as a young Jedi, Kobe was immediately thrust onto a pedestal of lofty expectations and strict moral standards, although various signs of the “dark side” surfaced from time to time (these are all detailed in the article). Then it happened. Like Anakin, it was a female that drove Kobe Skywalker to the other side.
Darth Kobe - When it was revealed that Kobe had cheated on his smokin hot wife, Kobe was abruptly “knocked off his pedestal” and shunned by everyone who had placed him on the platform of pristine morality. I myself, given my naive understanding of the celebrity world (and how cheating is the norm, not the exception), was in shock when I heard that my favorite player had been unfaithful to his wife. For Kobe however, the entire world that once expected perfection now slammed him relentlessly.
…after being criticized by every media outlet, after being replaced as the poster boy of the NBA (see: Lebron James), after being on the losing end of a verbal battle with Shaq, after being dropped by his major sponsors, after being dogged by Phil Jackson in his book, after being ridiculed for his lack of team play, after being accused of running Shaq out of town, after being made a national joke for the 6 million ring he bought Vanessa to save the marriage and after failing to lead the Lakers to the playoffs as a solo star Bryant eyes finally opened.
Long story short, Bryant fell from a world of praise to a world of criticsim and ridicule from all directions…his teammates, his fans, the media, and everyone who had elevated him to the hope of being Jordan’s successor. The mere accusation of rape, coming from a white woman, had stained his reputation irreparably. He went from hero to villain, but when he finally embraced who he was rather than living up to the image of perfection he had been unwillingly assigned, he harnessed the energy of the dark side to become DARTH KOBE.
Darth Kobe still gives the standard [predictable, Jordan-esque] answers when talking to the media, but everyone including Kobe knows he is lying. You can see it in his eyes, that “I don’t give a f*ck” look. You have to be a little crazy to score 81 points in an NBA game. You have to be a little crazy to go through what he has went through and still act like it didn’t phase you. The Kobe you see now is choking opponents by just using the force.
Kobe took the hate and jealousy that flowed towards him and use it to fuel his strength on the court. After Phil Jackson came back, after Shaq buried the beef, and after his wife stayed with him to have another kid, the stage was set for the next evolutionary stage of Kobe “Jack Bauer” Bryant, the man who sports 24 as his number and just doesn’t give a damn what you think about his methods.
Jack Bauer: Kobe Bryant today, like the biggest badass of our time Jack Bauer, walks the line between being a good guy and a bad guy. Because of his unique ability to balance being a hero and a maniac, he is the most talked about player in the NBA. Under Phil Jackson’s return, Kobe has come to be seen as an unselfish leader who is leading his inexperienced young team to an unexpectedly successful season (now 28-18).
In brilliant marketing strategy, Bean changed his number from #8 to #24. While Internet message boards across the country tried to decipher the hidden meaning behind the change from the Jack Bauer reference to the I’m-one-better-than-Jordan (my personal favorite) the real reason unfortunately is as sexy. Simply put #8 is associated with a dry humping, bad teammate, and egomaniacal player. While #24 is a leader, a family man who is capable of dropping a “T.O.” on any team in the league….
The reason that people or so attached to the character of Jack Bauer is because of the duality of his personalities. You want to like him but then you see him choking out his girlfriend’s ex husband and it makes you wonder. Kobe has gained that duality. You never know if he is going to kiss Phil Jackson or call Kwame Brown a Flaming (well you know the rest) for dropping another easy pass under the basket.
That, my friends, is the story of Darth Kobe. And that is why basketball is exciting to me once again.